A man, his wife and children in tow, walk into a Murray’s Talent Agency to pitch their act. Murray says, “I don’t have much time at all, so please be brief. I’m meeting Chelsea Clinton for sushi in ten minutes. What is it that you do…do?” The man replies, “Please allow us to show you, [...]
The Bat
When time was yet in the cradle, there was no uglier creature in the world than the bat.
The bat went up to heaven to look for God. He didn’t say, “I’m bored with being hideous. Give me colored feathers.” No. He said, “Please give me feathers, I’m dying of cold.”
But God had not a single [...]
