NRUA

I would like to thank all of you:  my friends, my non-existent enemies, my ex-girlfriends, my future girlfriends, and most of all, all of you whom I have never met and never will meet.
I say most of all to the strangers because we’re saving ourselves some time.  You see, I’m a strict believer in the [...]

Missed Connections: Online Dating.

Posted by anonymous:
“I decided to take the plunge at the end of last year and join match.com. I don’t know what anyone else’s experience with this site has been, I thought it would be an interesting way to meet members of the opposite sex, since the bar scene just wasn’t doing it for me. I [...]

A Brother and Sister Speak.

The Sister: I could last a bit in a relationship just for his being from South Africa
The Sister: but, eventually, his christianity would turn me off
The Sister: lawl
The Brother: I’m in the same boat with a certain someone.  We’re relatively new friends, but she’s been dropping hints here and there.  Absolutely gorgeous, but she’s a [...]

Any man.

I’m any man. 
I’m just constantly trying to tune myself to fit the mold of the kind of man I should be.
I was garbage in my 20’s, and like a dick I wore it like a badge of honor.  And that’s many of us.
It’s all about making the decision, consciously, to grow the fuck up.
I want [...]

People.

It’s all so clear to me now, and I think it’s funny that it took a Kurt Vonnegut essay to make it so.  I know what my problem is — I’m done with people.  I’m tired to death of them.  I’m tired of trying to understand what motivates people to do whatever it is they  [...]